I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize