ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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