i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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