does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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