it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
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