Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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