all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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