did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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