I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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