all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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