i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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