yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
