fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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