her vagine was all disorganized.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Are we still banned from the library?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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