everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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