VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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