Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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