Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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