i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
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