Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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