It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
We left an ass print on the piano.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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