Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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