whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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