Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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