Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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