I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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