Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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