Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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