Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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