I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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