More tranny stories later!
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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