turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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