So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i barfeds in our rink
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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