You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
why is half of my head shaved?
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