I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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