Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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