I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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