i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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