its not stalking. its research.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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