Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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