I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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