Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
a search helicopter?!
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Randomize
