Midget sex pt 2 tonight
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Dignity is for republicans.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
