Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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