After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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