i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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