Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
this boner is exhausting
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Randomize
