No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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