I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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