went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
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