these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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