So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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