no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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