Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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