My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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