In the future we'll all be gay
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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