The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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